“We’re taking one for the team, this shit gets on everything. We fucking hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes.
We’ve had enough so here’s the deal: there’s someone in your life right now who you fucking hate. Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it’s cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.
So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we’ll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We’ll also include a note telling the person exactly why they’re receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.“
I absolutely love this idea and I think the creators are clever as hell. I mean, this is the type of menacing thought that runs through my head all the time and they not only made it a reality, they are making a profit from it! Genius.
“I bought this for my husband, he opened the mail before work & got it everywhere! He had to change, was late for work & might be getting fired, LOL!”
“I never get tired of seeing my co-workers rage when opening their glittery envelopes.”
“For my 1 year anniversary I didn’t know what to get my wife so I bought this thinking it would be funny. It wasn’t, I’m now divorced, broke & living with my best friend. I’d like to talk with the owner to get a refund & discuss damages. You can reply directly to this email address.”
“Its been 3 weeks and I’m still finding this shit. How the fuck do I get rid of it?!“
This Dad, like my mom, has a habit of opening my mail and telling me about it later. Maybe if something like this happens to her she’ll learn her lesson.